Dear fellow Bitches on a Budget,
Hope you’re enjoying the last day of 2009! The snow is coming down hard as the decade comes to a close, but a little snow never hurt anyone- it’s time to get out there, shake your booty, and kiss as many people in arms reach! What a year it’s been. It’s time to drink, drink, and get your groove on!
[ ] Fierce sparkle party dress and heels from Forever 21? Check.
[ ] Andre Champagne? Check.
[ ] Fabulous ladies? Check, they’re hogging your place in the mirror, putting their faces on.
[ ] Hotties begging to be kissed? Check- they’ll be drawn to you like fireflies as soon as you step in the door.
[ ] Sandwich from the bodega to keep you goin’ all night long? Check and check.
Be sure to rest all day, lovelies, so you can hit the town in all your sparkly glory. I’m still bed-bound from my wisdom teeth removal, so I’ll be living vicariously through you lovely ladies and your New Years adventures. Please tune in to Twitter for live updates from @mayhemindustry, who will be reporting the best and cheapest extravaganzas she encounters. I’ll be working my way up to solid food while the rest of you sparkle and shine on the dance floor.
We can promise plenty of mischief and mayhem through the streets of Manhattan and Brooklyn as the ball slowly starts to drop. If you’ve got any suggestions of places we should drop by, let us know at firstname.lastname@example.org, or Tweet us @bbonabudget.
Happy new years, darlings!